May 2013
i have to go now. i have shit to do.
look at the stars
look how they shine for you
me: breathe if you'd date me
me:
me: stop, you're gonna pass out
evilnerdproductions:
walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
jagkbarakatforpresident:
ohgodimsickofsleepingalone:
sebastianthedog:
“weve got these big city dreams”
“long live the reckless and the brave”
CAN YOU NOT
DO YOU WANT SO SEE ME FUCKING CRY? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
failing-words:
if i haven’t said something sexual to you then we probably aren’t good friends
lumos5000:
i’m a sci-fi girl
in a sci-fi world
life is plastic
it’s fantastic
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
kingbritish:
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
fishpun:
i try to make out that i’m this detached, cold hearted person with barely a trace of emotion but believe me when i say i am the biggest weenie to have ever walked this earth
me at school
me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga
me: i'd push you in front of me whore
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
i got this spanish project assigned about 2 weeks ago and its due tommorow and i havent started yet….woops.
you know what really bugs me?
this-beautifulinsanity:
tits-n-t4ts:
is when parents wont let their kid stretch their ears or dye their hair or get piercings etc just because they don’t like it. I’m sorry but, last time i checked your kid is its own person with their own personality and style. just because you don’t like something like that, doesn’t mean your kid shouldn’t be allowed to have them.
we’re always told to ‘be...
improbablenormality:
mycroftsdreams:
baskerwill:
nutmegandpepper:
Roses are red, Sherlock’s blood too, there’s pain in John’s voice, “He’s my friend let me through”
Roses are red Bruises are blue You say one more word I’ll strangle you
Roses are red
Thistles are prickly
I just have to say
that escalated quickly
Roses are red Old blood is brown Please, Sherlock Fandom Calm the fuck...
Supernatural - All Seasons Masterpost
links-please:
Links to watch every episode of Supernatural so far (up to 8x19). To find out how to download these Putlocker links, visit my instructions page. Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8
my-division-teamtardis:
astudyinjohn-lock:
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jacksfavouritetshirt:
[crashes through the ceiling] DID SOMEONE SAY FALL OUT BOY
