December 2011
- family: do you have a boyfriend?
- me: no
- family: why not?
- me: because you can't legally date fictional characters
- band member: hey what can i sign for you
- me: just this piece of paper here please
- band member: ok cool
- **signs**
- me: thanks
- band member: wait was that an adoption paper
- me: nO BYE
- band member: WAIT
- me: NO
- band member: SECURITY
- me: BYE
“Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see inside you? …I always wonder about that. If people could see me the way I see myself—if they could live in my memories—would anyone, anyone, love me?”
—John Green (via cordura)
For Julie
- child predator: I have candy come in my van
- me: no thanks
- predator: I have wifi come in my van
- me: ok
