I Do Stuff Sometimes

December 2011

When I meet someone that I want to be friends with

the-vashta-nerada:

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• family: do you have a boyfriend?
• me: no
• family: why not?
• me: because you can't legally date fictional characters

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• band member: hey what can i sign for you
• me: just this piece of paper here please
• band member: ok cool
• **signs**
• me: thanks
• band member: wait was that an adoption paper
• me: nO BYE
• band member: WAIT
• me: NO
• band member: SECURITY
• me: BYE

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“Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see inside you? …I always wonder about that. If people could see me the way I see myself—if they could live in my memories—would anyone, anyone, love me?” —John Green (via cordura)

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For Julie

• child predator: I have candy come in my van
• me: no thanks
• predator: I have wifi come in my van
• me: ok

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