thischarmingalex: im so hip im practically a pelvis
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor: brb
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
itsbetterthananal: im laughing so hard because this just happened on my blog hey dan dannnnnn ey dan what charlie……….. lemme whisper in yo ear dan dan
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
almightylsama: indigirl94: xxask-auroraxx: riygan: Gonna get nothing oh, this should be good I totally expect to be chained to a desk and do nothing but write for people.
my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
thebananular: You guys got it all wrong! This is...
rainbowballz: this has bothered me since day fucking one why do Little Bear’s parents wear clothes when this little shithead is walking around BUTT NEKKID
michaelpalin: ill repeatedly answer your questions with “WHAT” even though i heard what you said the first time because that’s just the kind of quirky girl i am if you cant handle me at my worst you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best
heyblaine: so kittens wiggle their butts when spotting their prey? i knew i’d seen this somewhere before
9th Doctor: I don't do families
11th doctor: ALL THE PONDS IN THE TARDIS!!